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Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.
I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule 17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season
Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you dont hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins arent smart. They just like pushing things.
You know whats better than a triceratops. Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.
Before I do anything I ask myself Would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.
The eyes are the groin of the head.
Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
I dont believe you, continue.
I dont care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
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Trust No One
I Love You
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