TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die!
Ned Flanders
2 Likes
2 Comments
RELATED QUOTES
Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!
Ned Flanders
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?
Ned Flanders
1 Likes
We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Ned Flanders
1 Likes
Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?
Ned Flanders
1 Likes
Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!
Ned Flanders
13 Likes
Sponsored Links
Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
Ned Flanders
1 Likes
Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
Ned Flanders
4 Likes
Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.
Ned Flanders
0 Likes
He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.
Ned Flanders
1 Likes
Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something nobody ever saw, that's what I'm doing!
Ned Flanders
3 Likes
Sponsored Links
Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
Ned Flanders
5 Likes
Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
Ned Flanders
5 Likes
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 25
A New Day
Ambitious
Awakening
Career
Cute Life
Denial
Fame
Freedom
Hold You Down
Life
Living
Love
Misfortune
Problem Solving
Proof
Providence
Reflection
Religious Love
Thinking Of You
Today
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™