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Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die!
Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!
I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?
We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?
Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.
He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.
Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something nobody ever saw, that's what I'm doing!
Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
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