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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
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You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
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