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Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here! That's where he is...
I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I will!
You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people psuedo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the kings English.
Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The Internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all its really given us is Howard Deans aborted candidacy and 24-hour a day access to kiddie porn, you know. And people dont write anymore, they blog; instead of talking.
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels
Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck
Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!
Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which I would've quickly erased.
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
I love women. I have all their albums.
I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the moment passes. I'm good. Smell you later.
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies.
Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.
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