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Yo whats up? Dude Ive called you like five times, youre not returning my phone calls?
I broke my finger. Swear to God. Its broken. Lauren did it.
Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains.
I understand that youre in love, BUT, it just sucks when you just flake out on the homies like that.
Homie weve planning this for two months, its like theyre all dont look at me like that youve known about it for two months; check your little backberry schedule.
You have officially lost your mind.
You aint using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. Im not stupid enough to get married at 23. You are.
Oh but its like homey, get married at like 30, 35, its like wait, you gotta live your youth, you wan to really waste your whole youth?
Homey, youve been dating Heidi for one year. Why dont you wait at least two or three or four or five.
What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk.
You said youve been a bacholor for 23 years, thats good because youre about to get married, you wont have any sex. I know married couples, they dont have sex!
Love is a horrible, horrible thing when it goes wrong.
Spencer doesnt go out. Spencer stays at home all night. Were always together. I like you. Were friends. Who cares. Lets go have fun. Lets go party.
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