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You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.
Wow. I am really pretentious.
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.
The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.
Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
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