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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E Lewis
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W C Fields
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
I Love You So Much
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