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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
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