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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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