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You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the cops come in and say, sir do you wanna press charges?
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
I finally saw the @charliesheen interview & I must say that the shit was EPIC....I am now on a drug called "Kevin Hart" #WINNING LOL
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.
Wtf is going on? I just caught 2 thugs walking out of justin bieber's new movie "Never Say"........lmao
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby Tubby.
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That's how you know it didn't go as you planned.
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That's scary as hell because that's her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
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