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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
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