You Shoulda Gone To China. You Know, 'cause I Hear They Give Away Babies Like Free IPods. You Know They Pretty Much Just Put Them In Those T-shirt Guns And Shoot Them Out At Sporting Events. -Juno

You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. -Juno

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Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises. -Juno

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Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you be my mom?" Vanessa: Aww, it kind of does.

Juno (The Movie)

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Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.

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Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do they think they're fooling? Vanessa: You found us in the Pennysaver?

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