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You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.
Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a new thing, but it's certainly a current thing, in that it doesn't seem to matter what facts are. It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.
I can't prove it, but I can say it.
Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home.
I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.
Give Me A Chance
Keeping It Real
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