You Were Driving Because You Are My Assistant. And Thats What My Assistant Does He Drives Me Around When I Get Sh*t-hammered. - SearchQuotes

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You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he drives me around when I get sh*t-hammered.

Kenny Powers

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