Your Chances Of Getting Struck By Lightning Go Up If You Stand Under A Tree, Shake Your Fist At The Sky, And Say "Storms Suck!" - SearchQuotes

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Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"

Johnny Carson

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