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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
Lawrence G Lovasik
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
I wish I was being sarcastic but I'm not, get over it.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
It is as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
You are not even beneath my contempt.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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