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f you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
I've been devoting myself to you Monday to Monday and Friday to Friday.
Waking up on Monday morning is the worst feeling ever.
So friday thru monday, my phone is on vibrate.
There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon.
Mondays are part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
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