When You Look Back On Your Sorry-ass Life 30 Years From Now, Do You Want To Be The Loser Who Did The Right Thing, Or Do You Want To Be The Stud Who Did Jenny Swanson? - SearchQuotes

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when you look back on your sorry-ass life 30 years from now, do you want to be the loser who did the right thing, or do you want to be the stud who did Jenny Swanson?

RJ Berger

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