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when you look back on your sorry-ass life 30 years from now, do you want to be the loser who did the right thing, or do you want to be the stud who did Jenny Swanson?
She's, um... Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one that looks like one of them klingons from Star Wars.
How does your last full day of virginity feel?
I'm tired of attractive guys who wouldn't flatten me during sex.
I still can't believe you asked mini Chewbacca to the winter formal!
Look, my dating life up until now has been a complete disaster, and if I'm not careful, my virginity will take on, like, a life of its own, and then I'll never lose it.
Most guys wouldn't be caught dead with a deaf girl! But, hey, I'm not most guys!
Fact. of all high school girls lose their virginity at school-sponsored dances.
I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls for ten years,
It's gonna be epic. Not as epic as the sex I'll be having after the winter formal.
I'm telling you, dude, school dances, they're just a conspiracy
It's called walking to school, fatty!
School won't pay to fix the brakes on this yellow turd!
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