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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
WC Fields
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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living
Jean Kerr
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I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
Brendan Behan
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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When the wine is in, the wit is out.
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