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Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Somerset Maugham
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Terry Pratchett
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack Benny
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Sam Levenson
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The man that runs away lives to die another day.
AEHousman
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The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Mark Twain
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
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I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
Billy Bob Thornton
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I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!
Ronnie Shakes
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My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
Chic Murray
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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Oscar Wilde
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Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy.
Eskimo Proverb
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