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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' ...until you can find a rock.
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I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.
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You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat would probably be killed, though it can fall safely from the eleventh story of a building, a man is broken, a horse splashes.
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Join the Army! Travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people, and kill them.
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