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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.

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I've got thoughts more tangled than my headphones.

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Babies are such amazing creations, they put up with all our nonsense and we keep believing that we are amazing parents.

Hermann J Steinherr

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Relationship status: Looking for a WIFI connection.

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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.

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This 2016 my resolution is to complete the resolution of 2015 that I should have completed in 2014.

Anurag Prakash Ray

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That awkward moment when your friend is friends with the person you hate.

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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

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Relationships are a lot more like algebra. For instance. Have you ever loked at your X and wonderd Y?.

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The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.

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If any of you need anything at all: too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.

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Don't get all depressed over a guy from the past.That's like getting sad because the garbage man picked up the trash.

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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.

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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

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