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If you are single you don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.
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There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.
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Married people are fatter on average anyway.
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Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
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Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.
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Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito when you are single.
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When you are single, the only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.
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Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of thing.
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You don't have to share your closet with anyone else if you are a bachelor.
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The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.
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Single means the cute secretary is fair game.
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You don't have to worry as much about the oops, I'm pregnant factor when you are sinlge.
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Im single, I don't have to use the headache excuse anymore.
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When you are single, the only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors.
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Because I'm single I don't have to change my life because someone else has jealousy issues.
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Im single so my only sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
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When you are sinlge you never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
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Being single means a one bedroom apartment feel more spacious with only one person.
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When you are single and you buy something yummy, you don't have to buy twice as much.
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When you are single you don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.
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