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Funny Unemployment Quotes & Sayings
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We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
Oscar Levant
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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.
Wayne Knight
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Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
Harry S Truman
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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Now joblessness isn't just for philosophy majors.
Kent Brockman
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When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.
Jesse Jackson
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The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
Karl Marx
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Handled creatively, getting fired allows an executive to actually experience a sense of relief that he never wanted the job he has lost.
Frank P Louchheim
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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