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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance
George Bernard Shaw
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The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Aldous Huxley
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
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A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first.
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
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Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
Malcolm Muggeridge
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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
Frank Moore Colby
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There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with these so-called defects you have a very good chance of getting to the top.
Peter Cook
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H L Mencken
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