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May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac sex scandal.
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Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.
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There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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All I want for Christmas this year is the 2008 version of Obama.
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas.
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BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own sh...
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