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Masturbation Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Masturbation" sorted by relevance. 24 matching entries found.
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If you're the only one who knows you're being sarcastic, it's not sarcasm, it's mastur.......
Unknown
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Misery loves company. So does mastur.......
Unknown
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We have pathological romances with technological advances, infatuated with infatuation and intellectual mastur.......
Talib Kweli
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Sorry not being allowed to work from home has forced you to adjust your mastur...... schedule.
Unknown
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for mastur.......
Lily Tomlin
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Sleeping with an ex is like mastur....... You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway.
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I used to think mastur...... was not really s.. because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human s..uality, and it isn't going to work for women.
Betty Dodson
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We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for mastur.......
Jane Wagner
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mastur...... is our first and natural form of s..ual activity and if that's inhibited or damaged, then we suffer for the rest of our lives.
Betty Dodson
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Sorry the casting of Fifty Shades of Grey has caused you to completely revamp your mastur...... fantasies.
Unknown
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We wanted to say that this is a student conference, as it should be, held on a campus, and that we're not ever to be caught up in the intellectual mastur...... of the question of Black Power.
Stokely Carmichael
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Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for mastur....... But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.
Karl Kraus
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We all have our individual romantic or idealistic ideas. To get information that mastur...... is our basic form of s.. is hard, because who wants to admit they're masturbating?
Betty Dodson
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In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for mastur...... I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.
Les Claypool
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Don't knock mastur...... - it's s.. with someone I love
Woody Allen
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The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing mastur...... as a leisure activity
Patrick Murray
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Don't knock mastur...... - it's s.. with someone I love
Woody Allen
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Philosophy is to the real world as mastur...... is to s..
Karl Marx
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I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as mastur...... does to real s...
David Lodge
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Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of mastur......, when it was taken to the limit; that might be all that's going on right now in a big way.
Unknown
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