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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Gobal
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By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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There is no such thing as national advertising. All advertising is local and personal. It's one man or woman reading one newspaper in the kitchen or watching TV in the den.
Morris Hite
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Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn
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You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.
Steve Jobs
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There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is a bit of a worry.
Prince Charles
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The only war we ever had was the time we ran out of Mr Kipling cakes.
Jimmy Perry
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.
Jack Dee
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
Marty Feldman
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On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
Dan Spencer
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
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Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents on President Bush's National Guard record and now this. CBS says they have learned their lesson: no more trying to expose boobs.
Bill Maher
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Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
Richard Nixon
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My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Peter De Vries
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NBC - no body cares.
Jay Leno
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Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock
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