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Adam Carolla Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
Adam Carolla Topics
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I was a horrible student.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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