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Adam Sessler Quotes & Sayings
11 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated Jan 2022
Adam Sessler Topics
There's always an airport and there's always a bald, angry man.
If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn.
There's something apropos about announcing a console on a grey, gloomy day that makes me want to stay inside.
2016...when is that? Will we have flying cars and a cure for procrastination by then?
My wonderful wife is packing my snacks ahead of E3. She's wondering whether this is E3 or some Junior French Legion. Regardless, thank you.
Hey Game Industry..stop fu..ing me in the eye today. If you have bad news give it to me during work hours...that's professional.
Had a dream last night where my butcher called me an apologist.
Moments away from starting a new era of E3 coverage for me. I think I have butterflies in my stomach. Or perhaps too much coffee.
Drinks are for closers.
My room smells like chlorine and feels like a Tom Waits song. Which is kinda cool, except I didn't ask for it.
Just sent a text and auto-fill changed 'console' to 'condolences' It's too early for subtext...
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