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Archie Bunker Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Sep 2020
Archie Bunker Topics
God can do anything! He can turn your jawbone into an ass!
Waaaaaaait a minute, waaaaaaait a minute, wait!
You're a regular Edgar Allen Polack.
God don't make no mistakes, that's how He got to be God.
She ain't gonna saying nothing more because the smoke has given her an attack of, what do you call, laryngosis.
You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain.
You gotta grab the bull by the corns.
We was like two ships that clashed in the night.
Edith, if you call me 'Cute' one more time, I swear I'll open a vein.
Silence is golden, so stifle thy self.
I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
In my bed I stay, 'til death us do part.
His chest is all puffed out like Raquel Walsh.
What she done was wrong and she gotta be punished. For the next two weeks, no out after school. No out at all. If you find yourself having fun at something, stop it. And no delicious foods for three weeks. You only gotta eat the terrible foods that are good for you. And then no TV for a week. And the next week, and this is gonna be tougher: educational TV only.
Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?
I got bigger fish to fly.
You worse than that hebe congressman Sam Irving.
Get out of my chair, Meathead!
Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?
Everyone I like stays the hell away from me.
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