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Ari Gold Quotes & Sayings

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21 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated Jun 2021

Ari Gold Topics

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Rusty cunt bucket! FUCK!

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Fuck Richard Roper. You know I went to college with him? Yeah when he was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts and make him walk across campus. I think last night was payback.

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You will come back stronger then ever. Like Lance Armstrong. But with two balls.

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Fuck you. Whered you hear that, Friendster?

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I would say hug it out, but I dont want you drawing wood.

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Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, dont answer!

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I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and Im going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious my life is over!

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You fire a guy, you create a rival. You fire a woman, you create a housewife.

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Its like high school. You cant fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!

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I knew you liked dick, Babs, but I didnt realize you were a cocksucker.

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Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now, Im game.

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That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.

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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask, and a fucking spike paddle, dont think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!

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My assistant is to be gang-raped by a gang of one.

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Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.

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We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.

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You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then Im gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.

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Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby!

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You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinnie? Nothing! They dont give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?

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Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!

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