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Bill Maher Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
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President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.
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Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.
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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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It's all been satirized for your protection.
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Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
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I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.
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Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
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Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.
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A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.
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When we make mistakes they call it evil
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