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Billy Connolly Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Jun 2020
Billy Connolly Topics
There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
To keep the fire burning brightly there's one easy rule: Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart-about a finger's breadth-for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.
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