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Billy Madison Quotes & Sayings

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30 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated Oct 2023

Billy Madison Topics

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Soooooo hot, want to touch the heiney!

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No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

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Well I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.

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Chlorophyll! More like borophyll!

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Lady, your scaring us.

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T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!

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That wasn't very nice. How about you sideburns? You want some of this milk?

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They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.

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Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?

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You know something? You SUCK!

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Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.

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Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think...You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your a.. out there and you find that fu..in' dog!

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WHERE'S MY SNACK PACK?!?!

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A simple no would've done just fine.

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Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I make the hair silky and smooth!

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That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!

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Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!

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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!

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He called the shit poop!

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He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit.

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