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Bo Burnham Quotes & Sayings

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30 entries tagged including 8 subtopics.
Last updated Dec 2023

Bo Burnham Topics

Comedy
Ex Girlfriend
Funny
Jokes
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Creative
Gay

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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

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Love is all about... whistles.

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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

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Where are all the sour patch parents?

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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

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And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor.

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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

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And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree... Full of Asian po...

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What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

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And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.

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I get more a.. than a giant donkey stable.

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Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

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Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.

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