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Bo Burnham Quotes & Sayings
30 entries tagged including 8 subtopics.
Last updated Jun 2021
Bo Burnham Topics
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
When life gets you down, make a comforter.
There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?
Love is all about... whistles.
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
Where are all the sour patch parents?
Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor.
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree... Full of Asian porn.
What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.
What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.
Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.
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