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Bob Hope Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Aug 2020
Bob Hope Topics
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
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