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Charlie Sheen Quotes & Sayings

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111 entries tagged including 9 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2021

Charlie Sheen Topics

Money
Desperation
Uncertainty
Try Again
Cure
Sales
Wonder
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CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

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I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

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The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

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The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

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There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

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I'm bi-winning.

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I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

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I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

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I'm an F-18, bro.

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I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps.

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You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life.

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It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns.

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Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

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I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'.

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Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

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Can't is the cancer of happening.

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I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.

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If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this bastard!' "It fires in a way that's maybe not from, uh this terrestrial realm."

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You can't process me with a normal brain.

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I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

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