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Charlie Sheen Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Mar 2021
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CBS picked a fight with a warlock.
I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.
I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.
I'm an F-18, bro.
I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps.
You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life.
It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns.
Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.
I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'.
Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.
Can't is the cancer of happening.
I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.
If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this bastard!' "It fires in a way that's maybe not from, uh this terrestrial realm."
You can't process me with a normal brain.
I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.
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