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Chris Webby Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Jul 2020
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I know I'm smart, I know I'm nice, That's why you can't see me like a poltergeist, Smokin la la la, give that bowl a light, Grab the bong even tighter than I hold the mic.
I got a dub and a dutch, let's roll and spark, Til we start to see shit like Joan of Arc.
I rip like a beast when I hit the beats, But it's just weed when they say I'm equipped with heat, please, Shit's leaving you in disbelief, I'm that monster at your door, bitch, trick-or-treat, The way I freestyle, shit, it really baffles me, Cause I'm a pot head, call me Johnny Appleseed.
We lightin ganja ganja, every day we burn dutchies, And then we stay around more trees than Fern Gully, I earn money, spend on weed, and burn money.
Stay high, seeing from my birds eye view, I walk into a room and everybody starts sniffin, Like, oh my God, I can guarantee that's Christian, It's nine in the morning yo what the fuck's with him? And I'm like, Chill! I've got a weed addiction.
Yes, we stay lightin up the purple, In my own entourage smoking like Turtle, Fuck all the commercials, they all straight lies, Actin like I'm gonna kill a mother fucker cause I'm high.
Chillin on Saturn, cruisin in the XR, Everyday I got the best bars, And the best weed same color as Reptar.
My grass stay fresh cut, sticky icky wet stuff, put it in the next dutch, But last time I had a checkup, the doc said my brain was not fully developed, Fuck, but it just don't matter, I'ma half to roll the next blunt fatter.
I'm stompin in with my boots on, Rollin to the diner with my half off coupon, Fuck, I been burnin since I was newborn, So high flying through space with Jimmy Neutron, That's how I do mon, rock the rhythm, You would think I had a mother fucking pot prescription.
We rollin trees and smokin la la la la la. Another weed song from me. Burning more trees than Cheech Chong.
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