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Dan Castellaneta Quotes & Sayings
41 entries tagged including 15 subtopics.
Last updated Jul 2021
Dan Castellaneta Topics
I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.
I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight.
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
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