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Danny Mcbride Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Jun 2021
Danny Mcbride Topics
Sometimes you gotta wash away the paint, and reveal to the world the jackass that is hiding beneath.
There comes a time in every man's life when he's gotta take a look at himself in the mirror and decide just exactly who he is.
So I'm gonna go ahead and go, but I'm not gonna stop yelling, because then that'll mean I lost the fight!
When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball.
You wanna fight you do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school, surrounded by books.
All right, same rules as last time. No catching feelings, I'm damaged good so you will have my body but you will not have my heart. Please don't expect it.
Right now, I would just like the comfort of someone who seems normal, and even though you're Mexican, you seem normal to me.
Just a normal, regular teacher with no hopes or dreams, absolutely nothing. Just waiting to die, just like you guys.
I think maybe we should just sit here quietly now, not say anything and let you just kinda contemplate on the news I just dropped on you, and let me kinda just contemplate on my own pains and sorrows right now. Perhaps while listening to this music.
Oh you like 3D? Well here's a burrito, comin right at you.
This is me every night dude, just staring at buttholes and getting a buzz on.
How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash can?
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro.
Remember me, Jefferson Davis Middle. I was your savior. I was your knight in shining armor. And each of you were the chinks upon my armor. Each of you were the chinks! You all were the chinks! Remember me, my chinks.
You look like a retarded Mike Meyers. It's not a good look.
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito?
I've had a lot of memories in my life, and sometimes you kinda have to dump small ones to make room for bigger ones. But sometimes, when you try to dump the smaller ones, you think they're gone but they're not. They're sittin there, waiting to pick up exactly where they left off. No matter if there are new memories standing in their way or not.
You're crop dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now.
It just seems like your face and our friendship is kinda the collateral damage.
I don't mean to break up a good time here, but I just saw two boys raping a sixth grader. Ya, ya, I'm just kidding.
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