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Fran Lebowitz Quotes & Sayings

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Last updated Mar 2023

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

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Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soy beans

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If you removed all of the homos..uals and homos..ual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal

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If you removed all of the homos..uals and homos..ual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with "Let's Make a Deal

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If you're going to America, bring your own food.

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If you removed all of the homos..uals and homos..ual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal

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Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

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Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

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My favorite animal is steak.

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Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

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I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

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