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Garry Shandling Quotes & Sayings
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35 entries tagged including 8 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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Im too shy to express my s..ual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.
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The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
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I'm too shy to express my s..ual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
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I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
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