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Hank Moody Quotes & Sayings
41 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated Jun 2021
Hank Moody Topics
Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like the creature from the pasty white lagoon.
I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's playboy bush or anything, just something that reminds me I'm performing cunnalingus on an adult.
Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fucked- up than I am.
Rehab is for Quitters.
You looking for a dick punch?
Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.
Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.
I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.
Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.
People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises dont generally fare well. So my homeless dick now must seek shelter where and whence it can.
Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.
Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.
I have found that the back tat is the watermark of the promiscuous.
She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.
How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?
All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you.
Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking?
I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.
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