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Homer Simpson Quotes & Sayings
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95 entries tagged including 18 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer Simpson
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Homer Simpson
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That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
Homer Simpson
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson
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Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
Homer Simpson
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Homer Simpson
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Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Homer Simpson
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Homer Simpson
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Homer Simpson
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You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
Homer Simpson
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson
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Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
Homer Simpson
2 Likes
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Homer Simpson
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Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Homer Simpson
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
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