About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap

Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us

Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest

Close

Submit Quote

Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes

Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics

Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors

Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures

Jack Benny Quotes & Sayings

click me

17 entries tagged including 11 subtopics.
Last updated Dec 2023

Jack Benny Topics

Funny
Jokes
Short
Children
Death
Age
Men And Women
Humor
Modesty
Golf

QUOTES

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

7 Likes

Sponsored Links

Modesty is my best quality

12 Likes

Gags die, humor doesn't

25 Likes

Gags die, humor doesn't

28 Likes

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

3 Likes

Sponsored Links

Modesty is my best quality.

23 Likes

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

3 Likes

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

1 Likes

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

9 Likes

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

3 Likes

Sponsored Links

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

4 Likes

Gags die, humor doesn't.

0 Likes

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

12 Likes

Men And Women quotes

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

16 Likes

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

12 Likes

Sponsored Links

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

31 Likes

Children quotes

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

303 Likes

1

ABOUT

Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us

OUR GOAL

Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.

© 2023 SearchQuotes™