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Jarod Kintz Quotes & Sayings

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Last updated Jun 2023

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If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, thats just what Ill do. Its this kind of regard for others that makes me believe Id be a good politician.

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My favorite color on canvas is nudity.

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Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.

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Im trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.

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Neurosis quotes

The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isnt going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time theyll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom or grab more beer.

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Capitalism quotes

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I cut my hair so it looks like I just woke up all the time, so that I can be like, what year is it? Ive been asleep since the 80s.

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My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

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There are an infinite number of reasons to say no. Instead, try to focus on one good reason to say yes.

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Economist should be spelled echonomist, because they all repeat each other.

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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.

I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.

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Never let go of a good thing without a fight. Especially if that good thing is a pair of boxing gloves.

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No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

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The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is its about 50 weeks too short.

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I want to do something spontaneous, like combust.

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If s.. were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.

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If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.

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If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.

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I dont like crude oil, because its so vulgar.

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I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.

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I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.

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