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Jarod Kintz Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Aug 2020
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If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, thats just what Ill do. Its this kind of regard for others that makes me believe Id be a good politician.
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My favorite color on canvas is nudity.
Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.
Im trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.
The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isnt going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time theyll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom or grab more beer.
I cut my hair so it looks like I just woke up all the time, so that I can be like, what year is it? Ive been asleep since the 80s.
My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.
There are an infinite number of reasons to say no. Instead, try to focus on one good reason to say yes.
Economist should be spelled echonomist, because they all repeat each other.
I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
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Never let go of a good thing without a fight. Especially if that good thing is a pair of boxing gloves.
No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is its about 50 weeks too short.
I want to do something spontaneous, like combust.
If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.
If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.
I dont like crude oil, because its so vulgar.
I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.
I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.
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