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Jason Segel Quotes & Sayings
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21 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Jason Segel Topics
Funny
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Being Fat
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Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.
Jason Segel
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I'm also only accepting roles where I am sitting or laying down.
Jason Segel
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There were some super-lean years, yeah. I'm six feet four. And I entered into this period all of a sudden when I was too big to play a kid and I was too young to play an adult. Like, I couldn't play the lawyer, but I couldn't play the high school kid anymore.
Jason Segel
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I just read the headline 'Shannon Doherty's heart goes out to Kim Kardashian.' That's all.
Jason Segel
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When did Vampires get so good at Karate?
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I've decided it's finally time for me to get a real "leading man" body. Like Marlon Brando in The Godfather.
Jason Segel
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My previous philosophy was just to make a face that matches the words I'm saying, but the brilliant Duplass bros made Ed helms and I act.
Jason Segel
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Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But I was just saying thanks.
Jason Segel
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One of the great things about female nudity is that at least they have the comfort of knowing that men have all different kinds of preferences. There's not that many women out there who like small penises, but I think I came out all right. Let's see if I ever get a date.
Jason Segel
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Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.
Jason Segel
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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
Jason Segel
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I've just grown a little disappointed with 'Muppets in the Old West', 'Muppets Under Water' and all these weird concept movies. I just want to go take it back to the early 80's, when it was about the Muppets trying to put on a show. That's what I'm trying to bring back.
Jason Segel
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I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
Jason Segel
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I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.
Jason Segel
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I think it would be fun to have Hillary Clinton as the mother.
Jason Segel
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I'm better looking in person.
Jason Segel
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I sold my first script when I was 21, this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it.
Jason Segel
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I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want to be around me. I have a slightly askew view.
Jason Segel
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I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture.
Jason Segel
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I had what I think was a really good idea for the Muppet relaunch and I didn't have an organic idea ready for the sequel, so I thought leave it to someone who does.
Jason Segel
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