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Jerry Lewis Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Sep 2020
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'
Fathers Day quotes
When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.
We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.
Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!
I've had great success being a total idiot.
I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.
Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
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Long Distance Love
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